Sunday, January 25, 2009

Funniest Chain Letter

I absolutely detest chain letter e-mails.

"Don't think this is a joke. If you do not send this to everyone on your list, you will never be loved and die in loneliness."

"You MUST forward this e-mail to 50 people or the dead little girl will come and get you tonight at midnight."

"I'm not joking, okay? If you delete this, at 9pm, you will lose control and kill yourself."

Wow, it's almost 9pm, I feel like slitting my wrists already.

When I receive one, I roll my eyes and DELETE them.
I must have died 39852 times by now. Shame.

Anyway, I got another chain letter e-mail with the subject heading "mickey mouse -> murderer‏"


So. Everything was written in yellow AND highlighted. Moreover, the font size was huge.
Like so.


What a joy to read -.-

You're lucky that I'm really nice and downsized the font and changed the colour :)
Can't do anything about the highlight, so just read on.

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at
12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly
get out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if you
do not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your
eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom
cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when
they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake
and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to
hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been
seriously hurt by this email?

Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it.
And now, Annalise dead.

LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the
morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain
felt, though she is scarred for life.

Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was
lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V
misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off
several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and
there he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a
knife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'
Mickey Mouse... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE
NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO
JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE
TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - Your going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - Your going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you
will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse


Love the grammar; "Your" and "You're".
Love the convincing cases that apparently occurred.

Why on earth would anyone do that to such a lovable iconic cartoon character?
He's done no harm! He wears pants unlike Donald Duck.

Maybe pictures of ghosts are no longer effective in convincing people to pass on chain e-mails.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dong Dong Chiang!

Is it me or is XiaXue just going too far with all the tantrums she's been throwing around in her blog?
Meh. Who really cares?

Alright, this blog hasn't been updated in a long while.
My apologies :)

That's because I've been addicted to this game called Pet Society.
It's a facebook application created by Playfish.

Games from Playfish are so addictive!

Or perhaps I get addicted easily.

I could have a long thing and analyze all this but I think I rather go play Pet Society.

Anyway, I'll be home for Chinese New Year!
Woo HOo!! Time to collect my $$$!
I need money! I'm going broke and I'm unemployed!

Sigh.. the Australians have predicted a higher unemployment rate for the year 2009 due to the recession. Does this mean there's a big possibility that I may have to haul my butt back to Brunei and work there?

Not if I can help it! >=(

Anyway, see you all in Brunei soon, my Bruneian friends!
Don't ask me when. I won't tell you! *sticks tongue out and prances around like an idiot*

Thursday, January 01, 2009

The Start of 2009

Watched awesomous fireworks displayed over Elder Park at the stroke of midnight.

Traffic was a killer. Getting home was a killer.

Moulin Rouge was on TV. Cue tears and sobs (despite watching it numerous times before).

Went to bed at 3 am, still sniffing.

Had a dream that I was a druggie! Was with my posse when the police surrounded us. Ran towards our van and tried to escape but after a short chaotic chase, we were caught. BOO.
Was locked up in a slammer. Cops were being mean, said that we were to remain silent or they'll beat the crap out of us.
Before I knew it, I had uttered, "WHaaatt??"
And... well got beaten up.

Awesome way to begin the new year aye?

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